Love at first sight

So there I was, sleepwalking through my mundane 

chores, meandering through the all too familiar maze 

of predictable produce and elegantly displayed 

dead things behind glass, when I literally ran 

into a floor display of these beautiful bottles. My

heart skipped a beat as I reached out with both 

hands and grabbed a bottle to add to my Halloween

wine collection... or so I thought. Turns out this

black beauty is an Ale.... but who cares. Some things

are just too wonderful to pass up, don't you think?